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Remix of The Sorting Hat

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Post  Jaradamo12 Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:42 pm

Original:

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends;
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!


Remix:

Oh, You May Think I'm BiPolar,
But Don't Judge On What You See
I'll Eat Myself If You Can Find
A Smarter Brat Than Me.
You Can Have Your Slutty Crap
Your Whores Bitchy And Tall
For I'm The Hogwarts Sorting Brat
And I Can Slap Them All.
There's Nothing Hidden In Your Pants
The Sorting Brat Can't See,
So Try Me On And I Will Tell You
Where Your Bras Should Be
You Might Belong In Jinxeon
Where Dwell The Christie At Heart
Their Daring, Nerve And Christiry
Set Jinxeons Apart
You Might Belong In Hufflepuff
Where They Are Strong And Royal
Those Impatient Huffiepuffles Are True,
And Quite Afraid Of Tin Foil
Or Yet In Hot Young Ravenclaw
If Youv'e A Ready Mind
Where Those Of Wit And Burning
Will Always Find Their Kind
Or Perhaps In Slytherin
You'll Make Your Fake Friends
Those Cunning Folk
Use Any Means To Achieve Their Friends
So Put Me On! Don't Be Afraid!
And Don't Get In A Flap
You're In Safe Hands (i have two)
For I'm A Childish Brat!
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Post  Ashley Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:11 pm

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO.
I can never really picture the sorting hat saying that,
but I sure can picture a human dressed as the sorting hat saying that.
Good job. Very Happy
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Post  Toby Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:21 am

rofl the sorting brat.
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Post  Paradise Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:38 pm

LOL

I agree. I cannot imagine the sorting hat saying that, but I can picture myself dressed as the sorting hat singing that.

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