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Remix of The Sorting Hat
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Remix of The Sorting Hat
Original:
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends;
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!
Remix:
Oh, You May Think I'm BiPolar,
But Don't Judge On What You See
I'll Eat Myself If You Can Find
A Smarter Brat Than Me.
You Can Have Your Slutty Crap
Your Whores Bitchy And Tall
For I'm The Hogwarts Sorting Brat
And I Can Slap Them All.
There's Nothing Hidden In Your Pants
The Sorting Brat Can't See,
So Try Me On And I Will Tell You
Where Your Bras Should Be
You Might Belong In Jinxeon
Where Dwell The Christie At Heart
Their Daring, Nerve And Christiry
Set Jinxeons Apart
You Might Belong In Hufflepuff
Where They Are Strong And Royal
Those Impatient Huffiepuffles Are True,
And Quite Afraid Of Tin Foil
Or Yet In Hot Young Ravenclaw
If Youv'e A Ready Mind
Where Those Of Wit And Burning
Will Always Find Their Kind
Or Perhaps In Slytherin
You'll Make Your Fake Friends
Those Cunning Folk
Use Any Means To Achieve Their Friends
So Put Me On! Don't Be Afraid!
And Don't Get In A Flap
You're In Safe Hands (i have two)
For I'm A Childish Brat!
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends;
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!
Remix:
Oh, You May Think I'm BiPolar,
But Don't Judge On What You See
I'll Eat Myself If You Can Find
A Smarter Brat Than Me.
You Can Have Your Slutty Crap
Your Whores Bitchy And Tall
For I'm The Hogwarts Sorting Brat
And I Can Slap Them All.
There's Nothing Hidden In Your Pants
The Sorting Brat Can't See,
So Try Me On And I Will Tell You
Where Your Bras Should Be
You Might Belong In Jinxeon
Where Dwell The Christie At Heart
Their Daring, Nerve And Christiry
Set Jinxeons Apart
You Might Belong In Hufflepuff
Where They Are Strong And Royal
Those Impatient Huffiepuffles Are True,
And Quite Afraid Of Tin Foil
Or Yet In Hot Young Ravenclaw
If Youv'e A Ready Mind
Where Those Of Wit And Burning
Will Always Find Their Kind
Or Perhaps In Slytherin
You'll Make Your Fake Friends
Those Cunning Folk
Use Any Means To Achieve Their Friends
So Put Me On! Don't Be Afraid!
And Don't Get In A Flap
You're In Safe Hands (i have two)
For I'm A Childish Brat!
Jaradamo12- Number of posts : 143
Age : 32
Location : Under Your Bed...
Real name : Jennifer
Habbo Name : Jaradamo12
Registration date : 2008-10-17
Character profile
Character name: Valencia Sparks
Age: 32
Job: Potions Professor; Head of Ravenclaw
Re: Remix of The Sorting Hat
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO.
I can never really picture the sorting hat saying that,
but I sure can picture a human dressed as the sorting hat saying that.
Good job.
I can never really picture the sorting hat saying that,
but I sure can picture a human dressed as the sorting hat saying that.
Good job.
Ashley- Number of posts : 168
Age : 26
Location : in your dreams.
Real name : Ashley
Habbo Name : KimPossible337
Registration date : 2008-11-20
Re: Remix of The Sorting Hat
rofl the sorting brat.
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Age : 36
Location : Hogwarts, My Office
Real name : Toby Freeman
Habbo Name : Toucan1
Registration date : 2008-10-09
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Character name: Owen Fox
Age: 12
Job: Slytherin 1st Year
Re: Remix of The Sorting Hat
LOL
I agree. I cannot imagine the sorting hat saying that, but I can picture myself dressed as the sorting hat singing that.
I agree. I cannot imagine the sorting hat saying that, but I can picture myself dressed as the sorting hat singing that.
Paradise- Number of posts : 5
Real name : Lacey
Registration date : 2008-12-06
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